• Jem: i am an excellent driver, tessa [taps gas pedal] n/Oo
• Jem: I DO NOT NEED "THE ADVIL," TESSA I WAS A SILENT BROTHER, A MASTER HEALER, A BRINGER OF--[sneezes]--oF--[sneezes]
• Jem: [passes out full-length robes to girls exiting a night club]
• Jem: I AM 18 YEARS OR OLDER. I CAN PURCHASE A PILLOW-PET.
• Jem: [watches every episode of downton abbey]
• Jem: [turns on radio] "BUT YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL/MUST WANNA GET NASTY/THE WAY YOU GRAB ME" [rips radio out of console in blind panic]
• Jem: *texting* hi testes its jem
• Jem: oh dear i meant testicle
• Jem: no i meant you testicle gray
• Jem: TESSA GRAY
• Jem: help me tesla

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